FIRST........A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYONE.......
WHO COMMENT ON MY LAST ENTRY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT......... I SO APPRECIATE IT......SO MUCH.


NOW......I HAVE TO SHARE THIS TO ALL THE MOTHERS ON J-LAND.
 
~~~~ HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY ~~~~~

MOM - Job Description

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, none of us would have
done it!!!!



POSITION :
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma

JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often
chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and
organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will
include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some
overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on
rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel
expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also,
must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero
to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the
backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face
stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously
sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain
calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have
ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and
mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an
embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always
hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete
accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also
include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR A DVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
Virtually none Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without
complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those
in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually
exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon
payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will
help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them
whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement,
no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies
limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you
play your cards right.

Forward this on to all the Moms you know, in appreciation for everything
they do on a daily basis, and let them know they are appreciated


                   






OK......NOW, FOR A BIT OF HUMOR.  THIS IS FOR YOU, CYNDY.  AND YOUR NEW JOURNAL......

http://journals.aol.com/ccancu/CEEGEEATLARGE/

HERE TO EVERYONE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR...........

TILL NEXT TIME.....